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Subject: Fw: The Ant and the Grasshopper]
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----- Original Message -----
From: Lisa Sausa
To: tnewberry1@nyc.rr.com
Sent: Wednesday, July 21, 2004 9:55 PM
Subject: Fw: The Ant and the Grasshopper]
Sent: Wednesday, July 21, 2004 2:49 PM
Subject: The Ant and the Grasshopper]
OLD VERSION
The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his
house and laying up supplies for the winter. The grasshopper thinks he's
a fool and laughs and dances and plays the summer away. Come winter, the
ant is warm and well fed. The grasshopper has no food or shelter, so he
dies out in the cold.
MORAL OF THE STORY: Be responsible
MODERN VERSION: The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer
long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter. The
grasshopper thinks he's a fool and laughs and dances and plays the
summer away. Come winter, the shivering grasshopper calls a press
conference and demands to know why the ant should be allowed to be warm
and well fed while others are cold and starving. CBS, NBC, and ABC show
up to provide pictures of the shivering grasshopper next to a video of
the ant in his comfortable home with a table filled with food. America
is stunned by the sharp contrast. How can this be, that in a country of
such wealth, this poor grasshopper is allowed to suffer so? Kermit the
Frog appears on Oprah with the grasshopper, and everybody cries when
they sing, "It's Not Easy Being Green." Jesse Jackson stages a
demonstration in front of the ant's house where the news stations film
the group singing, "We shall overcome." Jesse then has the group kneel
down to pray to God for the grasshopper's sake. Tom Daschle & John Kerry
exclaim in an interview with Peter Jennings that the ant has gotten rich
off the back of the grasshopper, and both call for an immediate tax hike
on the ant to make him pay his "fair share." Finally, the EEOC drafts
the "Economic Equity and Anti-Grasshopper Act," retroactive to the
beginning of the summer. The ant is fined for failing to hire a
proportionate number of green bugs and, having nothing left to pay his
retroactive taxes, his home is confiscated by the government. Hillary
gets her old law firm to represent the grasshopper in a defamation suit
against the ant, and the case is tried before a panel of federal judges
that Bill appointed from a list of single-parent welfare recipients. The
ant loses the case. The story ends as we see the grasshopper finishing
up the last bits of the ant's food while the government house he is in,
which just happens to be the ant's old house, crumbles around him
because he doesn't maintain it. The ant has disappeared in the snow. The
grasshopper is found dead in a drug related incident and the house, now
abandoned, is taken over by a gang of spiders who terrorize the once
peaceful neighborhood. MORAL OF THE STORY: Vote Republican
----- Original Message -----
From: <A
title=lisa@forrestsign.com href="mailto:lisa@forrestsign.com">Lisa Sausa
To: <A title=tnewberry1@nyc.rr.com
href="mailto:tnewberry1@nyc.rr.com">tnewberry1@nyc.rr.com
Sent: Wednesday, July 21, 2004 9:55 PM
Subject: Fw: The Ant and the Grasshopper]
Sent: Wednesday, July 21, 2004 2:49 PM
Subject: The Ant and the Grasshopper]
<SPAN
style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Courier New'">OLD
VERSION
<SPAN
style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Courier New'"> The ant works hard in
the withering heat all summer long, building his
<SPAN
style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Courier New'">house and laying up supplies
for the winter. The grasshopper thinks he's
<SPAN
style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Courier New'">a fool and laughs and dances
and plays the summer away. Come winter, the
<SPAN
style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Courier New'">ant is warm and well fed.
The grasshopper has no food or shelter, so he
<SPAN
style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Courier New'">dies out in the
cold.
<SPAN
style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Courier New'"> MORAL OF THE STORY: Be
responsible
<FONT face="Times New Roman"
size=3>
<SPAN
style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Courier New'"> MODERN VERSION: The
ant works hard in the withering heat all summer
<SPAN
style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Courier New'">long, building his house and
laying up supplies for the winter. The
<SPAN
style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Courier New'">grasshopper thinks he's a
fool and laughs and dances and plays the
<SPAN
style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Courier New'">summer away. Come winter,
the shivering grasshopper calls a press
<SPAN
style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Courier New'">conference and demands to
know why the ant should be allowed to be warm
<SPAN
style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Courier New'">and well fed while others
are cold and starving. CBS, NBC, and ABC show
<SPAN
style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Courier New'">up to provide pictures of
the shivering grasshopper next to a video of
<SPAN
style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Courier New'">the ant in his comfortable
home with a table filled with food. America
<SPAN
style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Courier New'">is stunned by the sharp
contrast. How can this be, that in a country of
<SPAN
style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Courier New'">such wealth, this poor
grasshopper is allowed to suffer so? Kermit the
<SPAN
style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Courier New'">Frog appears on Oprah with
the grasshopper, and everybody cries when
<SPAN
style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Courier New'">they sing, "It's Not Easy
Being Green." Jesse Jackson stages a
<SPAN
style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Courier New'">demonstration in front of
the ant's house where the news stations film
<SPAN
style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Courier New'">the group singing, "We shall
overcome." Jesse then has the group kneel
<SPAN
style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Courier New'">down to pray to God for the
grasshopper's sake. Tom Daschle & John Kerry
<SPAN
style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Courier New'">exclaim in an interview with
Peter Jennings that the ant has gotten rich
<SPAN
style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Courier New'">off the back of the
grasshopper, and both call for an immediate tax
hike
<SPAN
style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Courier New'">on the ant to make him pay
his "fair share." Finally, the EEOC drafts
<SPAN
style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Courier New'">the "Economic Equity and
Anti-Grasshopper Act," retroactive to the
<SPAN
style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Courier New'">beginning of the summer. The
ant is fined for failing to hire a
<SPAN
style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Courier New'">proportionate number of
green bugs and, having nothing left to pay his
<SPAN
style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Courier New'">retroactive taxes, his home
is confiscated by the government. Hillary
<SPAN
style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Courier New'">gets her old law firm to
represent the grasshopper in a defamation suit
<SPAN
style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Courier New'">against the ant, and the
case is tried before a panel of federal judges
<SPAN
style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Courier New'">that Bill appointed from a
list of single-parent welfare recipients. The
<SPAN
style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Courier New'">ant loses the case. The
story ends as we see the grasshopper finishing
<SPAN
style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Courier New'">up the last bits of the
ant's food while the government house he is in,
<SPAN
style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Courier New'">which just happens to be the
ant's old house, crumbles around him
<SPAN
style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Courier New'">because he doesn't maintain
it. The ant has disappeared in the snow. The
<SPAN
style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Courier New'">grasshopper is found dead in
a drug related incident and the house, now
<SPAN
style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Courier New'">abandoned, is taken over by
a gang of spiders who terrorize the once
<SPAN
style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Courier New'">peaceful neighborhood. MORAL
OF THE STORY: Vote Republican
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