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From: "JP" <ebusiness14@hotmail.com>
Subject: Thank You For Your Order!!!
Date: Thu, 22 Aug 2002 08:18:57

>Hey - have you seen this letter before? Read it and I bet
> you will recognize it
>
> You know why that is? BECAUSE THIS THING WORKS LIKE CRAZY!!
>
> I am amazed at how fun this is - Check it out!
>
> I'll make you a promise. READ THIS E-MAIL TO THE END!
> - follow what it says to the letter - and you will not
> worry whether a RECESSION is coming or not, who is
> President, or whether you keep your current job or
> not. Yes, I know what you are thinking. I never responded
> to one of these before either. One day though, something
> just said "you throw away $25.00 going to a movie for 2
> hours with a friend, right?"
> "What the heck." Read on. It's true. Every word of it.
> Read this through and you will see not only how this
> works but the power of what you are reading and why
> you have likely seen this letter before - BECAUSE IT WORKS.
> It is completely legal. I checked. Simply because you
> are buying and selling something of value.
>
> AS SEEN ON NATIONAL TV:
> Making over half million dollars every 4 to 5 months
> from your home.
> THANKS TO THE COMPUTER AGE AND THE INTERNET !
> > BE AN INTERNET MILLIONAIRE LIKE OTHERS WITHIN A
> YEAR!!!
> Before you say ''Bull'', please read the following.
> This is the letter you have been hearing about on the
> news lately. Due to the popularity of this letter on
> the Internet, a national weekly news program recently
> devoted an entire show to the investigation of this
> program described below, to see if it really can make
> people money. The show also investigated whether or
> not the program was legal.
> Their findings proved once and for all that there are
> ''absolutely NO Laws prohibiting the participation in
> the program and if people can "follow the simple
> instruction" they are bound to make some mega bucks
> with only $25 out of pocket cost''.
> DUE TO THE RECENT INCREASE OF POPULARITY & RESPECT
> THIS PROGRAM HAS ATTAINED, IT IS CURRENTLY WORKING
> BETTER THAN EVER.
> This is what one had to say: '' Thanks to this
> profitable opportunity". I was approached many times
> before but each time I passed on it. I am so glad
> I finally joined just to see what one could expect in
> return for the minimal effort and money required. To
> my astonishment, I received a total $ 610,470.00 in 21
> weeks, with money still coming in''. Pam Hedland, Fort
> Lee, New Jersey.
> > Another said: "this program has been around for a long
> time but I never believed in it. But one day when I
> received this again in the mail I decided to gamble my
> $25 on it. I followed the simple instructions and
> Wa-laa ..... 3 weeks later the money started to come
> in. First month I only made $240.00 but the next 2
> months after that I made a total of $290,000.00.
> So far, in the past 8 months by re-entering the
> program, I have made over $710,000.00 and I am
> playing it again. The key to success in this program
> is to follow the simple steps and NOT change
> anything." More testimonials later but first,
> > ==== PRINT THIS NOW FOR YOUR FUTURE REFERENCE > $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
> If you would like to make at least $500,000 every 4 to
> 5 months easily and comfortably, please read the
> following...THEN READ IT AGAIN and AGAIN !!!
> $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
> FOLLOW THE SIMPLE INSTRUCTION BELOW AND YOUR FINANCIAL
> DREAMS WILL COME TRUE, GUARANTEED!
>
> INSTRUCTIONS:
> =====Order all 5 reports shown on the list below > For each report, send $5 CASH, THE NAME & NUMBER OF
> THE REPORT YOU ARE ORDERING and YOUR E-MAIL ADDRESS to
> the person whose name appears ON THAT LIST next to the
> report. MAKE SURE YOUR RETURN ADDRESS IS ON YOUR
> ENVELOPE TOP LEFT CORNER in case of any mail problems.
> ===WHEN YOU PLACE YOUR ORDER, MAKE SURE > ===YOU ORDER EACH OF THE 5 REPORTS! > You will need all 5 reports so that you can save them
> on your computer and resell them.
> YOUR TOTAL COST $5 X 5 = $25.00.
> Within a few days you will receive, via e-mail, each
> of the 5 reports from these 5 different individuals.
> Save them on your computer so they will be accessible
> for you to send to the 1,000's of people who will
> order them from you. Also make a floppy of these
> reports and keep it on your desk in case something
> happens to your computer.
>
> IMPORTANT - DO NOT alter the names of the people who
> are listed next to each report, or their sequence on
> the list, in any way other than what is instructed
> below in step '' 1 through 6 '' or you will loose out
> on the majority of your profits. Once you understand
> the way this works, you will also see how it does not
> work if you change it. Remember, this method has
> been tested, and if you alter it, it will NOT work !!!
> People have tried to put their friends/relatives names
> on all five thinking they could get all the money.
> But it does not work this way. Believe us, some have
> tried to be greedy and then nothing happened. So Do
> Not try to change anything other than what is
> instructed. Because if you do, it will not work for
> you. Remember, honesty reaps the reward!!!
> This IS a legitimate BUSINESS. You are offering a
> product for sale and getting paid for it. Treat it as
> such and you will be VERY profitable in a short period
> of time.
> 1.. After you have ordered all 5 reports, take this
> advertisement and REMOVE the name & address of the
> person in REPORT # 5. This person has made it through
> the cycle and is no doubt counting their fortune.
> 2..Move the name & address in REPORT # 4 down TO
> REPORT # 5.
> 3.. Move the name & address in REPORT # 3 down TO
> REPORT # 4.
> 4.. Move the name & address in REPORT # 2 down TO
> REPORT # 3.
> 5.. Move the name & address in REPORT # 1 down TO
> REPORT # 2
> 6.... Insert YOUR name & address in the REPORT # 1
> Position.
>
> PLEASE MAKE SURE you copy every name & address
> ACCURATELY! This is critical to YOUR success.
> > **** Take this entire letter, with the modified list
> of names, and save it on your computer. DO NOT MAKE
> ANY OTHER CHANGES. ****
> Save this on a disk as well just in case if you loose
> any data. To assist you with marketing your business
> on the internet, the 5 reports you purchase will
> provide you with invaluable marketing information
> which includes how to send bulk e-mails legally, where
> to find thousands of free classified ads and much
> more. There are 2 Primary methods to get this venture
> going:
> METHOD # 1: BY SENDING BULK E-MAIL LEGALLY
> > Let's say that you decide to start small, just to see
> how it goes, and we will assume You and those involved
> send out only 5,000 e-mails each. Let's also assume
> that the mailing receive only a 0.2% (2/10 of 1%)
> response (the response could be much better but lets
> just say it is only 0.2%). Also many people will send
> out hundreds of thousands e-mails instead of only
> 5,000 each). Continuing with this example, you send
> out only 5,000 e-mails.
> With a 0.2% response, that is only 10 orders for
> report # 1. Those 10 people responded by sending out
> 5,000 e-mail each for a total of 50,000. Out of
> those 50,000 e-mails only 0.2% responded with orders.
> That's0 people responded and ordered Report # 2.
> Those 100 people mail out 5,000 e-mails each for a
> total of 500,000 e-mails. The 0.2% response to that is
> 1000 orders for Report # 3.
> Those 1000 people send 5,000 e-mail each for a total
> of 5 million e-mail sent out. The 0.2% response is
> 10,000 orders for Report # 4.
> Those 10,000 people send out 5,000 e-mails each for a
> total of 50,000,000 (50 million) e-mails. The 0.2%
> response to that is 100,000 orders for Report # 5.
> THAT'S 100,000 ORDERS TIMES $5 EACH = $500,000.00
> (half a million dollars).
> Your total income in this example is: 1..... $50 +
> 2..... $500 + 3..... $5,000 + 4..... $50,000 + 5....
> $500,000 .... Grand Total=$555,550.00
> NUMBERS DO NOT LIE. GET A PENCIL & PAPER AND FIGURE
> OUT THE WORST POSSIBLE RESPONSES AND NO MATTER HOW YOU
> CALCULATE IT, YOU WILL STILL MAKE A LOT OF MONEY!
> > REMEMBER FRIEND, THIS IS ASSUMING ONLY 10 PEOPLE
> ORDERING OUT OF 5,000 YOU MAILED TO. Dare to think for
> a moment what would happen if everyone or half or even
> one 4th of those people mailed 100,000 e-mails each or
> more? There are over 250 million people on the
> Internet worldwide and counting, with thousands more
> coming on line every day. Believe me, many people
> will do just that, and more!
>
> METHOD # 2: BY PLACING FREE ADS ON THE INTERNET
> > Advertising on the net is very, very inexpensive and
> there are hundreds of FREE places to advertise.
> Placing a lot of free ads on the Internet will easily get a
> larger response. We strongly suggest you start with Method #
> 1 and add METHOD #2 as you go along. For every $5 you receive,
> all you must do is e-mail them the Report they ordered.
> That's it. Always provide same day service on all orders. This will
> guarantee
> that the e-mail they send out, with your name and address on it, will be
> prompt
> because they can not advertise until they receive the report.
> ===========AVAILABLE REPORTS > The reason for the cash is not because this is
> illegal or somehow "wrong". It is simply about time.
> Time for checks or credit cards to be cleared or
> approved, etc. Concealing it is simply so no one can
> SEE there is money in the envelope and steal it before
> it gets to you.
> ORDER EACH REPORT BY ITS NUMBER & NAME ONLY. Notes:
> Always send $5 cash (U.S. CURRENCY) for each Report.
> Checks NOT accepted. Make sure the cash is concealed
> by wrapping it in at least 2 sheets of paper. On one
> of those sheets of paper, Write the NUMBER & the NAME
> of the Report you are ordering, YOUR E-MAIL ADDRESS
> and your name and postal address.
> SO PLACE YOUR ORDER FOR THESE REPORTS NOW :
> > REPORT #1 "The Insider's Guide to Advertising for Free
> on the Net"
> ORDER REPORT #1 FROM:
> JP
> 8684 Leaf Manor Cove
> Cordova, Tn 38018
> _________________________________________________
> REPORT #2 "The Insider's Guide to Sending Bulk
> E-mail on the Net"
> ORDER REPORT #2 FROM:
> Paul Turner
> 9269 Chimneyrock Blvd
> Cordova, Tn 38018

> _________________________________________________
> REPORT #3 "The Secrets to Multilevel Marketing on
> the Internet"
> ORDER REPORT #3 FROM:
> GJC
> 136 Flora Ave.
> Atlanta, GA 30307 USA

> ____________________________________________________
> REPORT #4 "How to become a Millionaire utilizing
> the Power of Multilevel Marketing and the Internet"
> ORDER REPORT #4 FROM:
> Jack Wang
> 2623, South Quarry Lane #B
> Diamond Bar, CA 91789

> _____________________________________________________
> REPORT #5 "How to SEND 1,000,000 e-mails for FREE"
> ORDER REPORT #5 FROM:
> Kim
> 5300 Beach Blvd., Suite 110-303
> Buena Park, CA 90621
> USA

> _______________________________________________
> There are currently a billion (1,000,000,000) people
> online worldwide!
> $$$$$$$$$ YOUR SUCCESS GUIDELINES $$$$$$$$$$$
> You absolutely must follow these guidelines to guarantee your success:
> === If you do not receive at least 10 orders for
> Report #1 within 2 weeks, continue sending e-mails
> until you do.
> === After you have received 10 orders, 2 to 3 weeks
> after that you should receive 100 orders or more for
> REPORT # 2. If you did not, continue advertising or
> sending e-mails until you do.
> **Once you have received 100 or more orders for Report
> # 2, YOU CAN RELAX, because the system is already
> working for you, and the cash will continue to roll in
> ! THIS IS IMPORTANT TO REMEMBER: Every time your name
> is moved down on the list, you are placed in front of
> a Different report.
> You can KEEP TRACK of your PROGRESS by watching which
> report people are ordering from you. IF YOU WANT TO
> GENERATE MORE INCOME SEND ANOTHER BATCH OF E-MAILS AND
> START THE WHOLE PROCESS AGAIN. There is NO LIMIT
> to the income you can generate from this business !!!
> > FOLLOWING IS A NOTE FROM THE ORIGINATOR OF THIS
> PROGRAM:
> You have just received information that can give you
> financial freedom for the rest of your life, with NO
> RISK and JUST A LITTLE BIT OF EFFORT. You can make
> more money in the next few weeks and months than you
> have ever imagined. Follow the program EXACTLY AS
> INSTRUCTED. Do Not change it in any way. It works
> exceedingly well as it is now. Remember to e-mail a
> copy of this exciting report after you have put your
> name and address in Report #1 and moved others to #2
> .# 5 as instructed above. One of the people you
> send this to may send out 100,000 or more e-mails and
> your name will be on every one of them. Remember
> though, the more you send out the more potential
> customers you will reach. So my friend, I have given
> you the ideas, information, materials and opportunity
> to become financially independent. IT IS UP TO YOU
> NOW!!
> =============MORE TESTIMONIALS> "My name is Mitchell. My wife, Jody and I live in
> Chicago. I am an accountant with a major U.S.
> Corporation and I make pretty good money. When I
> received this program I grumbled to Jody about
> receiving 'junk mail'. I made fun of the whole thing,
> spouting my knowledge of the population and
> percentages involved. I 'knew' it wouldn't work. Jody
> totally ignored my supposed intelligence and few days
> later she jumped in with both feet. I made merciless
> fun of her, and was ready to lay the old 'I told you
> so' on her when the thing didn't work. Well, the laugh
> was on me! Within 3 weeks she had received 50
> responses. Within the next 45 days she had received
> total $ 147,200.00 ........ all cash! I was shocked. I
> have joined Jody in her 'hobby'." Mitchell Wolf M.D.,
> Chicago, Illinois
> > "Not being the gambling type, it took me several weeks
> to make up my mind to participate in this plan. But
> conservative as I am, I decided that the initial
> investment was so little that there was just no way
> that I wouldn't get enough orders to at least get my
> money back. I was surprised when I found my medium
> size post office box crammed with orders. I made
> $319,210.00 in the first 12 weeks. The nice thing
> about this deal is that it does not matter where
> people live. There simply isn't a better investment
> with a faster return and so big". Dan Sondstrom
> Alberta, Canada
> > "I had received this program before. I deleted it, but
> later I wondered if I should have given it a try. Of
> course, I had no idea who to contact to get another
> copy, so I had to wait until I was e-mailed again by
> someone else.........11 months passed then it luckily
> came again...... I did not delete this one! I made
> more than $490,000 on my first try and all the money
> came within 22 weeks". Susan De Suza, New York, N.Y.
> > "It really is a great opportunity to make relatively
> easy money with little cost to you. I followed the
> simple instructions carefully and within 10 days the
> money started to come in. My first month I made $ 20,
> 560.00 and by the end of third month my total cash
> count was $ 362,840.00. Life is beautiful, Thanx to
> internet". Fred Dellaca, Westport, New Zealand
> > ORDER YOUR REPORTS TODAY AND GET STARTED ON YOUR ROAD
> TO FINANCIAL FREEDOM !
> > If you have any questions of the legality of this
> program, contact the Office of Associate Director for
> Marketing Practices, Federal Trade Commission, Bureau
> of Consumer Protection, Washington, D.C.
> > ONE TIME MAILING, NO NEED TO REMOVE
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> bill SECTION 301, paragraph (a)(2)(C) of S. 1618.
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