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pyramid_report_0013 - 2002-10-05 pyramid report scam
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Date: Sat, 5 Oct 2002 04:03:56 -0500
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Hello!

You may have seen this business before and
ignored it. I know I did - many times! However,
please take a few moments to read this letter.
I was amazed when the profit potential of this
business finally sunk in... and it works!

With easy-to-use e-mail tools and opt-in e-mail,
success in this business is now fast, easy and
well within the capabilities of ordinary people
who know little about internet marketing. And the earnings
potential is truly staggering!

I'll make you a promise. READ THIS E-MAIL TO THE END! - follow
what it says to the letter - and you will not worry whether a
RECESSION is coming or not, who is President, or whether you keep
your current job or not. Yes, I know what you are thinking. I
never responded to one of these before either. One day though,
something just said: You throw away $25.00 going to
a movie for 2 hours with your wife. What the heck.
Believe me, no matter where you believe those feelings
come from, I thank every day that I had that feeling.

I cannot imagine where I would be or what I would be doing had I
not. Read on. It's true. Every word of it. It is legal. I checked.
Simply because you are buying and selling something of value.

AS SEEN ON NATIONAL TV:

Making over half a million dollars every 4 to 5
months from your home.

THANKS TO THE COMPUTER AGE AND THE INTERNET!
BE AN INTERNET MILLIONAIRE LIKE OTHERS WITHIN A YEAR!!!

Before you say Bull, please read the following.
This is the letter you have been hearing about on the news lately.
Due to the popularity of this letter on the internet, a national
weekly news program recently devoted an entire show to the
investigation of this program described below, to see if it really
can make people money. The show also investigated whether or
not the program was legal.

Their findings proved once and for all that there are absolutely
NO laws prohibiting the participation in the program and if people
can 'follow the simple instructions' they are bound to make some
mega bucks with only $25 out of pocket cost.

DUE TO THE RECENT INCREASE OF POPULARITY & RESPECT
THIS PROGRAM HAS ATTAINED, IT IS CURRENTLY WORKING
BETTER THAN EVER.

This is what one had to say: Thanks to this
profitable opportunity. I was approached many times before but
each time I passed on it. I am so glad I finally joined just to
see what one could expect in return for the minimal effort and
money required. To my astonishment, I received a total $610,470.00
in 21 weeks, with money still coming in.

Pam Hedland, Fort Lee, New Jersey.
Another said: This program has been around for a
long time but I never believed in it. But one day
when I received this again in the mail I decided
to gamble my $25 on it. I followed the simple instructions and
walaa ..... 3 weeks later the money started to come in. First
month I only made $240.00 but the next 2 months after that I made
a total of $290,000.00. So far, in the past 8 months
by re-entering the program, I have made over
$710,000.00 and I am playing it again. The key to
success in this program is to follow the simple
steps and NOT change anything.

More testimonials later but first,
==== PRINT THIS NOW FOR YOUR FUTURE REFERENCE ====
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

If you would like to make at least $500,000 every
4 to 5 months easily and comfortably, please read the
following...THEN READ IT AGAIN and AGAIN!!!

$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

FOLLOW THE SIMPLE INSTRUCTION BELOW AND
YOUR FINANCIAL DREAMS WILL COME TRUE, GUARANTEED!

INSTRUCTIONS:

=====Order all 5 reports shown on the list below
For each report, send $5 CASH, THE NAME & NUMBER OF THE REPORT YOU
ARE ORDERING and YOUR E-MAIL ADDRESS to the person whose name
appears ON THAT LIST next to the report. MAKE SURE YOUR RETURN
ADDRESS IS ON YOUR ENVELOPE TOP LEFT CORNER in case of any mail
problems.

===WHEN YOU PLACE YOUR ORDER, MAKE SURE ===YOU ORDER EACH OF THE 5 REPORTS! You will need all 5 reports so that you can save
them on your computer and resell them.
YOUR TOTAL COST $5 X 5 = $25.00.

Within a few days you will receive, via e-mail, each
of the 5 reports from these 5 different individuals.
Save them on your computer so they will be accessible
for you to send to the 1,000's of people who will
order them from you. Also make a floppy of these
reports and keep it on your desk in case something happens to your
computer.

IMPORTANT - DO NOT alter the names of the people who
are listed next to each report, or their sequence on
the list, in any way other than what is instructed
below in steps 1 through 6 or you will lose out
on the majority of your profits. Once you
understand the way this works, you will also
see how it will not work if you change it.

Remember, this method has been tested, and if you
alter it, it will NOT work!!! People have tried
to put their friends'/relatives' names on all five thinking they
could get all the money. But it does not work this way. Believe
us, some have tried to be greedy and then nothing happened. So Do
Not try to change anything other than what is instructed.
Because if you do, it will not work for you.
Remember, honesty reaps the reward!!!

This IS a legitimate BUSINESS. You are offering a
product for sale and getting paid for it. Treat it
as such and you will be VERY profitable in a short
period of time.

1.. After you have ordered all 5 reports, take this advertisement
and REMOVE the name & address of the person in REPORT # 5. This
person has made it through the cycle and is no doubt counting
their fortune.

2.. Move the name & address in REPORT # 4 down TO REPORT # 5.

3.. Move the name & address in REPORT # 3 down TO REPORT # 4.

4.. Move the name & address in REPORT # 2 down TO REPORT # 3.

5.. Move the name & address in REPORT # 1 down TO REPORT # 2

6.... Insert YOUR name & address in the REPORT # 1 Position.

PLEASE MAKE SURE you copy every name & address ACCURATELY! This is
critical to YOUR success.

**** Take this entire letter, with the modified
list of names, and save it on your computer.
DO NOT MAKE ANY OTHER CHANGES.

Save this on a disk as well just in case you lose
any data. To assist you with marketing your business
on the internet, the 5 reports you purchase will
provide you with invaluable marketing information
which includes how to send bulk e-mails legally,
where to find thousands of free classified ads and
much more. There are 2 primary methods to get this venture going:

METHOD # 1: BY SENDING BULK E-MAIL LEGALLY

Let's say that you decide to start small, just to see
how it goes, and we will assume you and those involved send out
only 5,000 e-mails each. Let's also assume that the mailing
receives only a 0.2% (2/10 of 1%) response (the response could be
much better but let's just say it is only 0.2%). Also many people
will send out hundreds of thousands of e-mails instead of only
5,000 each.

Continuing with this example, you send out only
5,000 e-mails. With a 0.2% response, that is only
10 orders for report # 1. Those 10 people responded
by sending out 5,000 e-mails each for a total of
50,000. Out of those 50,000 e-mails only 0.2%
responded with orders. That's 100 people who
responded and ordered Report # 2.

Those 100 people mail out 5,000 e-mails each for
a total of 500,000 e-mails. The 0.2% response to
that is 1000 orders for Report # 3.

Those 1000 people send 5,000 e-mails each for a
total of 5 million e-mails sent out. The 0.2%
response is 10,000 orders for Report # 4.

Those 10,000 people send out 5,000 e-mails each
for a total of 50,000,000 (50 million) e-mails.
The 0.2% response to that is 100,000 orders for
Report # 5.

THAT'S 100,000 ORDERS TIMES $5 EACH = $500,000.00
(half a million dollars).

Your total income in this example is: 1..... $50
+ 2..... $500 + 3.....$5,000 + 4..... $50,000
+ 5.... $500,000 .... Grand Total=$555,550.00

NUMBERS DO NOT LIE. GET A PENCIL & PAPER AND
FIGURE OUT THE WORST POSSIBLE RESPONSES AND NO
MATTER HOW YOU CALCULATE IT, YOU WILL STILL
MAKE A LOT OF MONEY!

REMEMBER FRIEND, THIS IS ASSUMING ONLY 10 PEOPLE
ORDERING OUT OF 5,000 YOU MAILED TO. Dare to think
for a moment what would happen if everyone or half
or even one 4th of those people mailed 100,000
e-mails each or more?

There are over 150 million people on the internet worldwide and
counting, with thousands more coming online every day. Believe me,
many people will do just that, and more!

METHOD # 2: BY PLACING FREE ADS ON THE INTERNET

Advertising on the net is very, very inexpensive and there are
hundreds of FREE places to advertise. Placing a lot of free ads on
the internet will easily get a larger response. We strongly
suggest you start with Method # 1 and add METHOD # 2 as you
go along. For every $5 you receive, all you must
do is e-mail them the report they ordered. That's it.
Always provide same day service on all orders.

This will guarantee that the e-mail they send out,
with your name and address on it, will be prompt
because they cannot advertise until they receive
the report.

===========AVAILABLE REPORTS The reason for the cash is not because this is
illegal or somehow wrong. It is simply about time.
Time for checks or credit cards to be cleared or approved, etc.
Concealing it is simply so no one can SEE there is money in the
envelope and steal it before it gets to you.

ORDER EACH REPORT BY ITS NUMBER & NAME ONLY.
Notes: Always send $5 cash (U.S. CURRENCY) for
each report. Checks NOT accepted. Make sure the
cash is concealed by wrapping it in at least
2 sheets of paper. On one of those sheets of
paper, write the NUMBER & the NAME of the report
you are ordering, YOUR E-MAIL ADDRESS and your
name and postal address.

PLACE YOUR ORDER FOR THESE REPORTS NOW :
REPORT # 1: The Insider's Guide To Advertising
for Free On The Net
Order Report #1 from:

Tyler Dern
PO Box 58
Toowong, Brisbane
Queensland 4066
Australia

______________________________________________________

REPORT # 2: The Insider's Guide To Sending Bulk
Email On The Net
Order Report # 2 from:

Dave Siddall
107 Trafalgar Dr
Morayfield
QLD 4506
Australia

______________________________________________________

REPORT # 3: Secret To Multilevel Marketing On The Net Order Report
# 3 from:

Mikael Janson
Levertinsgatan 2
754 30 Uppsala
Sweden

______________________________________________________

REPORT # 4: How To Become A Millionaire Using
MLM & The Net
Order Report # 4 from:

Ewa Eklund
Almqvistgatan 9
754 30 Uppsala
Sweden

______________________________________________________

REPORT # 5: How To Send Out One Million Emails
For Free
Order Report # 5 From:

Stuart Iles
9 Elm Way
Hartshill
NUNEATON
CV10 0XS
United Kingdom

______________________________________________________
$$$$$$$$$ YOUR SUCCESS GUIDELINES $$$$$$$$$$$

Follow these guidelines to guarantee your success:

=== If you do not receive at least 10 orders for
Report #1 within 2 weeks, continue sending e-mails
until you do.

=== After you have received 10 orders, 2 to 3 weeks
after that you should receive 100 orders or more for REPORT # 2.
If you do not, continue advertising or sending e-mails until you
do.

** Once you have received 100 or more orders for
Report # 2, YOU CAN RELAX, because the system is
already working for you, and the cash will continue
to roll in ! THIS IS IMPORTANT TO REMEMBER: Every time your name
is moved down on the list, you are placed in front of a different
report.

You can KEEP TRACK of your PROGRESS by watching which report
people are ordering from you. IF YOU WANT TO GENERATE MORE INCOME
SEND ANOTHER BATCH OF E-MAILS AND START THE WHOLE PROCESS AGAIN.
There is NO LIMIT to the income you can generate from this
business !!! FOLLOWING IS A NOTE FROM THE ORIGINATOR OF THIS PROGRAM:
You have just received information that can give you
financial freedom for the rest of your life, with
NO RISK and JUST A LITTLE BIT OF EFFORT. You can
make more money in the next few weeks and months
than you have ever imagined. Follow the program
EXACTLY AS INSTRUCTED. Do Not change it in any way.
It works exceedingly well as it is now.

Remember to e-mail a copy of this exciting report
after you have put your name and address in
Report #1 and moved others to #2 .....# 5 as
instructed above. One of the people you send this
to may send out 100,000 or more e-mails and your
name will be on every one of them.

Remember though, the more you send out the more
potential customers you will reach. So my friend,
I have given you the ideas, information, materials
and opportunity to become financially independent.

IT IS UP TO YOU NOW !

=============MORE TESTIMONIALSMy name is Mitchell. My wife, Jody and I live in
Chicago. I am an accountant with a major U.S.
Corporation and I make pretty good money. When I
received this program I grumbled to Jody about
receiving 'junk mail'. I made fun of the whole
thing, spouting my knowledge of the population
and percentages involved. I 'knew' it wouldn't work.
Jody totally ignored my supposed intelligence and
few days later she jumped in with both feet. I made merciless fun
of her, and was ready to lay the old 'I told you so' on her when
the thing didn't work.

Well, the laugh was on me! Within 3 weeks she had received 50
responses. Within the next 45 days she had received total $
147,200.00 ......... all cash! I was shocked. I have joined Jody
in her 'hobby'.

Mitchell Wolf M.D., Chicago, Illinois
Not being the gambling type, it took me several
weeks to make up my mind to participate in this plan.
But conservative as I am, I decided that the initial investment
was so little that there was just no way that I wouldn't get
enough orders to at least get my money back. I was surprised when
I found my medium size post office box crammed with orders.
I made $319,210.00 in the first 12 weeks.

The nice thing about this deal is that it does not
matter where people live. There simply isn't a
better investment with a faster return and so big.

Dan Sondstrom, Alberta, Canada
I had received this program before. I deleted it,
but later I wondered if I should have given it a try.
Of course, I had no idea who to contact to get
another copy, so I had to wait until I was e-mailed
again by someone else......... 11 months passed then
it luckily came again...... I did not delete this one!
I made more than $490,000 on my first try and all the money came
within 22 weeks.

Susan De Suza, New York, N.Y.
It really is a great opportunity to make relatively
easy money with little cost to you. I followed the
simple instructions carefully and within 10 days the money started
to come in. My first month I made $20, in the 2nd month I made
$560.00 and by the end of the third month my total cash count was
$362,840.00. Life is beautiful, Thanx to internet.

Fred Dellaca, Westport, New Zealand

ORDER YOUR REPORTS TODAY AND GET STARTED ON YOUR
ROAD TO FINANCIAL FREEDOM !

If you have any questions of the legality of this program, contact
the Office of Associate Director for Marketing Practices, Federal
Trade Commission, Bureau of Consumer Protection, Washington, D.C.

This message is sent in compliance of the proposed
bill SECTION 301, paragraph (a)(2)(C) of S. 1618.

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