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pyramid_report_0016 - 2002-10-05 pyramid report scam
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PARENTS OF 15 YEAR OLD FIND $71,000 CASH IN HIS CLOSET!!!

Does this headline look familiar? Of Course it does. You most likely
have just seen this story recently featured on a major
nightly news program. (USA) And reported elsewhere in the world
(including my neck of the woods-New Zealand) His
mother was cleaning and putting laundry away when she came across a large
brown paper bag that was suspiciously
buried beneath some clothes and a skateboard in the back of her 15 year
old sons closet. Nothing could have prepared
her for the shock she got when she opened the bag and found it was full of
cash. Five Dollar Bills, Twenties, fifties and
hundreds- all neatly rubber-banded in labelled piles.

"My first thought was that he had robbed a bank", says the 41 year old
woman, "There was over $71,000 dollars in that
bag--Thats more then my husband earns in a year."

The woman immediately called her husband at the car dealership where he
worked to tell him what she had discovered.
He came home right away and they drove together to the boys school to pick
him up. Little did they suspect that where
the money came from was more shocking then actually finding it in his
closet.

As it turns out, the boy had been sending out, via e-mail, a type of
"Report" to E-mail addresses that he obtained off of the
Internet. Every day after school for the past two months, he had been
doing this right on his computer in his bedroom.

"I just got the e-mail one day and I figured what the heck, I put my name
on it like the instructions said and I started
sending it out," says the clever 15 year old.

The E-mail letter listed 5 addresses and contained instructions to send
one $5 dollar bill to each person on the list, then
delete the address at the top and move the other addresses down, and
finally, add your name to the top of the list.

The letter goes on to state that you will recieve several thousand dollars
in five dollar bills within two weeks if you sent out
the letter with your name at the top of the 5 address list. "I get Junk
mail all of the time, and really did not think it was going
to work", the boy continues.

Within the first few days of sending out the e-mail, the Post Office Box
that his parents had gotten him for his video game
magazine subscriptions had began to fill up with not magazines, but
envelopes containing $5 dollar bills.

"About a week later I rode (my bike) down to the post office and my box
had one magazine and about 300 envelopes
stuffed in it. There was also a yellow slip that said I had to go up to
the (post office) counter.

I thought I was in trouble or something (laughs)." He goes on, "I went up
to the counter and they had a whole box of more
mail for me. I had to ride my bike home and empty the backpack because I
could not carry it all."

Over the next few weeks, the boy continued sending out the e-mail. "The
money just kept coming in and I just kept sorting
it and stashing it in the closet, barely had time for my homework". He
had also been riding his bike to several of the banks
in his area and exchanging the $5 bills for twenties, fifties, and hundreds.

"I didn't want the banks to get suspicious, so I kept riding to different
banks with like five thousand dollars at a time in my
backpack. I would usually tell the lady at the bank counter that my dad
had sent me in to exchange the money and he
was outside waiting for me. One time the lady gave me a real strange look
and told me that she would not be able to do it
for me and that my dad would have to come in and do it, but I just rode to
the next bank down the street (laughs)."

Surprisingly, the boy did not have any reason to be afraid. The reporting
news team examined and investigated the so-
called "chain letter" the boy was sending out and found that is was not a
chain letter at all. In fact, it was completely legal
according to US Postal and Lottery Laws, Title 18, Section 1302 and 1341,
or Title 18 Section 3005 in the US code,also in
the code of federal regualtions, Volume 16, Sections 255 and 436, which
state a product or service must be exchanged for
money received.

Every five dollar bill that he received contaioned a note that read,
"Please send me report number XYZ." This simple note
made the letter legal because he was exchanging a service (A Report on How
To) for a $5 dollar fee.

(This is the end of the media release. If you would like to understand
how the system works and get you $71,000-please
continue reading. What appears below is what the fifteen year old was
sending out on the net-YOU CAN USE IT TOO-just
follow the simple instructions.)

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BE FINANCIALLY FREE LIKE OTHERS WITH IN A YEAR!!!! Before you say, "bull",
please read the following.
This is the letter you have been hearing about on the news lately. Due to
the popularity of this letter on the internet, a
national weekly news program recently devoted an entire show to the
investigation of this program described below, to see
if it can really make people money. The show also investigated whether or
not the program is legal. Their finding prove
once and for all that there are "absolutely NO laws prohibiting the
particiaption in the program and if people can follow the
simple instructions, they are bound to make some mega bucks with only
$25.00 out of pocket costs." DUE TO THE
RECENT INCREASE OF POPULARITY & RESPECT THIS PROGRAM HAS ATTAINED, IT IS
CURRENTLY WORKING
BETTER THEN EVER.

This is what one had to say: "Thanks to this profitable opportunity. I
was approached many times before but each time I
passed on it. I am so glad I finally joined to see what one could expect
in return for the minimal effort and money required.
To my astonishment, I received a total $610,470.00 in 21 weeks, with money
still coming in." Pam Hedland, Fort Lee NJ

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Here is another testimonial: "This program has been around for a long
time but I never believed in it. But one day when I
received this again in the mail I decided to gamble my $25.00 on it. I
followed the simple instructions and walaa.....3
weeks later, the money started coming in. First month, I only made
$240.00 but the next two months after that I made a
total of $290,000.00. So far, in the past eight months, by re-entering
the program, I have made over $710,000.00 and I am
playing it again. The key to success in this program is to follow the
simple steps and not to change anything." More
testimonials later, but first,

+++PRINT THIS NOW FOR YOUR FUTURE REFERENCE+++

$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
$$$$$$$

If you would like to make at least $500,000 every 4 to 5 months easily and
comfortably, please read the following....THEN
READ IT AGAIN and AGAIN!!!

$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
$$$$$$$$$

FOLLOW THE SIMPLE INSTRUCTIONS BELOWAND YOUR FINANCIAL DREAMS WILL COME
TRUE,
GUARANTEED! INSTRUCTIONS:
+++++Order all 5 reports shown on the list below++++

For each report, send $5 CASH, THE NAME & NUMBER OF THE REPORT YOU ARE
ORDERING and YOUR E-MAIL
ADDRESS to the person whose name appears ON THAT LIST next to the report.
MAKE SURE YOUR RETURN
ADDRESS IS ON THE ENVELOPE TOP LEFT HAND CORNER in case of any mail
problems.

+++++When youplace your order, make sure you order each of the 5 reports.
You will need all 5 reports so you can save
them on your computer. Within a few days you will receive via e-mail,
each of the 5 reports from these 5 individuals. Save
them on your computer so they will be accesible for you to send to the
1000's of people who will order them from you. Also
make a floppy of these reports and keep it on your desk in case something
happens to your computer.

IMPORTANT- DO NOT alter the names of the people who are listed next to
each report, or their sequence on the list, in
any way other then what is insturcted below in step "1 through 6" or you
will loose out on the majority of your profits. Once
you understand how this system works, you will also see how it does not
work if you change it. Remember, this method
has been tested, and if you alter, it will NOT work!!!! People have tried
to put their friends/relatives names on all five
thinking they could get all of the money. But it does not work that way.
Believe us, we all have tried to be greedy and
then nothing happened. So Do Not try to change anything other then what
is instructed. Because if you do it will not work
for you! (Plus you will have plenty of money to share with them when it is
all said and done)

1....After you have ordered all 5 reports, take this advertisement and
REMOVE the name and address of the person in
report #5. This person has made it through the cycle and is no doubt
counting their fortune.
2....Move the name and address in REPORT #4 down TO REPORT #5.
3....Move the name and address in REPORT #3 down TO REPORT #4.
4....Move the name and address in REPORT #2 down TO REPORT #3.
5....Move the name and address in REPORT #1 down TO REPORT #2.
6....Insert YOUR name and address in the REPORT #1 position.

PLEASE MAKE SURE you copy every name and address accurately!!!!

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*******Take this entire letter, with the modified list of names, and save
it on your computer. DO NOT MAKE ANY OTHER
CHANGES. Save this on a disk as well just in case you loose any data. To
assist you with marketing your business on the
internet, the 5 reportsyou purchase will provide you with invaluable
marketing information which includes how to send bulk
e-mails LEGALLY, where to find thousands of free classified ads and much
more. There are two primary methods to get
this venture going:

METHOD #1: BY SENDING BULK E-MAIL LEGALLY
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Let's say you decide to start small, just to see how it goes, and we will
assume you and those involved send out only 5000
e-mails each. Lets also assume that the mailings receive only a 0.2%
response (the response could be much betterbut lets
just say it is only 0.2%. Also many people will send out hundreds of
thousands of e-mails instead of just 5,000 each).
Continueing this example, you send out only 5000 e-mails.

With a 0.2% response, that is only 10 orders for report #1. Those 10
people responded by sending out 5000 e-mails each
for a total of 50,000. Out of the 50,000 e-mails, only 0.2% responded
with orders. That equals 100 people responded and
ordered Report #2.

Those 100 people mail out 5000 e-mails each for a total of 500,000 e-mails
sent out. The 0.2% response to that is 1000
orders for Report #3.

Those 1000 people each send out 5000 e-mails for a total of 5 million
e-mails sent out. The 0.2% response to that is
10,000 orders for Report #4.

Those 10,000 people send out 5,000 e-mails each for a total of 50,000,000
(50 million) e-mails. The 0.2% response to that
is 100,000 orders for Report #5.

THATS 100,000 ORDERS TIMES $5 EACH=$500,000.00 (HALF MILLION)
Your total income in this example is:
1......$50+2.......$500......+3......$5000+4.....$50,000+5......$500,000....
...Grand Total$555,550.00 NUMBERS DO NOT LIE. GET A PENCIL AND PAPER AND FIGURE OUT THE
WORST POSSIBLE
RESPONSES AND NO MATTER HOW YOU CALCULATE IT, YOU WILL STILL MAKE A LOT
OF MONEY!!!

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REMEMBER FRIEND, THIS IS ASSUMING ONLY 10 PEOPLE ORDERING OUT OF 5000 YOU
MAILED TO!
Dare to think for a moment what would happen if everyone or half or even
one fourth of those people e-mailed 100,000 e-
mails each or more? There are over 150 million people on the internet
worldwide and counting. Belive me many people
will do just that, and more! METHOD # 2:
BY PLACING FREE ADS ON THE INTERNET

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Advertising on the net is very very inexpensive and there are hundreds of
FREE places to advertise.Placing a lot of free
ads on the internet will easily get you a larger response. We strongly
suggest you start with Method #1 and add METHOD
#2 as you go along. For every $5.00 you receive, all you must do is
e-mail them the Report thatthey ordered. Thats it!
Always provide same day service on orders, this will guarantee that the
e-mail they send out with your name and address
on it, will be prompt because they cannot advertise until they receive the
report.

++++++AVAILABLE REPORTS+++++++

ORDER EACH REPORT BY ITS NUMBER & NAME ONLY. Notes: Always send $5 cash
(US Currency) for each Report.
Checks NOT accepted. Make sure the cash is concealed by wrapping it in at
least 2 sheets of paper or aluminum fiol. On
one of these sheets of paper, write the NUMBER and NAME of the Report you
are ordering, YOUR E-MAIL ADDRESS
and your name and postal address.

PLACE YOUR ORDER FOR THESE REPORTS NOW:
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REPORT # 1: The Insiders Guide to Advertising for FREE on the NET
Order Report #1 from:

P. Catherson
217 Princess Avenue
Lancaster, PA 17601
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REPORT #2 The Insider's Guide to sending Bulk e-mail on the net
Order Report #2 from:

H. Stewart
116 Lowe's Foods Drive #305
Lewisville,, NC 27023

____________________________________________________________________________
___________________

REPORT #3 Secret to Multi Level Marketing on the Net
Order Report #3 from:
S. Johnson
Mailbox 117
1821 Hillandale Rd.
Suite 1B
Durham, NC 27705

____________________________________________________________________________
___________________
REPORT #4 : How to become a millionare utilizing MLM and the Net
Order Report #4 from:
D. Spalding
PO Box 507
Fairfield, CT 06824

____________________________________________________________________________
___________________
REPORT #5: How to send out one million e-mails for free
Order Report #5 from:
M. Boland
353 Jonestown Road
Suite 125
Winston-Salam, NC 27104

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$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$YOUR SUCCESS GUIDELINES $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

+++If you do not receive at least 10 orders from Report #1 within two
weeks, comtinue sending e-mails until you do.
++++++++

After you have received 10 orders, 2 to 3 weeks after that you should
receive 100 orders or more for REPORT #2. If you
did not, continue advertising or sending e-mails until you do.

+++++Once you have received 100 or more orders for Report #2, YOU CAN
RELAX, because the system is already
working for you, and the cash will continue to roll in! This is IMPORTANT
TO REMEMBER: Every time your name is
moved down the list, you are placed in front od a Different report. You
can KEEP TRACK of your PROGRESS by
watching which report people are ordering from you. IF YOU WANT TO
GENERATE MORE INCOME SEND ANOTHER
BATCH OF E-MAILS AND STARTTHE WHOLE PROCESS AGAIN! There is NO LIMIT to
the income you can generate
from this business!!!!!!
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Following is a note from the originator of this program: You have just
received information that can give you financial
freedom for the rest of your life, with no RISK and JUST A LITTLE BIT OF
EFFORT. You can make moremoney in the
next few weeks and months then you have ever imagined. Follow the
program EXACTLY as Instructed. Do not change it
in any way!

It works exceedingly well as it is now. Remember to e-mail a copy of this
exciting report after you have put your name and
address in Report #1 and moved others to #2 thru #5 as instructed above.
One of the people you send this to may send
out 100,000 or more emails and your name will be on every one of them.
Remember though, the more you send out the
more potential customers you will reach. So my friend, I have given you
the ideas, information, materials and opportunity to
become financially independent. ITS UP TO YOU NOW!!

+++++MORE TESTIMONIALS++++++

"My name is Mitchell. My wife, Jody and I live in Chicago. I am an
accountant with a major U.S. Corporation and I make
pretty good money. When I received this program I grumbled to Jody about
receiving "junk mail". I made fun of the whole
thing, spouting my knowledge of the population and percentages involved. I
"knew" it wouldnt work. Jody totally ignored
my supposed intellegence and a few days later, she jumped in with both
feet. I made merciless fun of her, and was ready
to lay the old "I told you so" on her when the thing didnt work. Well,
the laugh was onme! Within 3 weeks she has
received 50 responses. Within the next 45 days she had received total
$147,200.00.....all cash! I was shocked. I have
joined Jody in her "hobby".
Mitchell Wolf, Chicago, Illinois

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"Not being the gambling type, it took me several weeks to make up my mind
to particiapate in this plan. But conservative
that I am, I decided that the initial investment is so little so there was
just no way that I wouldnt get enough orders to at
least get my money back. I was surprised when I found my medium sized
post office box crammed with orders. I made
$319, 210.00 in the first 12 weeks. The nice thing about this deal is
that it does not matter where people live. There
simply isnt a better investment with a faster return and so big.
Dan Sondstrom, Alberta, Canada

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"I had received this program before. I deleted it, but later I wondered
if I should have given it a try. Of course, I had no
idea who to contact to get another copy, so I had to wait until I was
e-mailed again by someone else.....11 months have
passed then it luckily came again......I did not delete this one! I made
more then $490,000.00 on my first try and all of the
money came within 22 weeks."

Susan De Suza, New York, NY

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+++++++++++++++++++

"It really is a great opportunity to make relitively easy money with
little cost to you. I followed the simple instructions
carefully and within 10 days, money had started coming in. My first
month, I made $20,560 and by the end of the third
month my total cash count was $362,840.00. Life is beautiful. Thanx to
the internet."

Fred Dellaca, Westport, New Zealand

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ORDER YOUR REPORTS TODAY AND GET STARTED ON YOUR ROAD TO FINANCIAL FREEDOM!
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If you have any questions of the legality of this program, contact the
Office of Associate Director for Marketing Practices,
Federal Trade Commision, Beaurau of Consumer Protection, Washington, DC

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